Life is full of surprises!

No one can ever predict the outcome of their life. at the beginning we all try and master the general stuff of life, walking, talking, writing, drawing, ect... but by the middle we end up choosing what we are going to master. such as the high school aspect of life. you choose electives, extra curricular activities, lunches, dates, ect... and this aspect of choosing continues in out life all the way to when we are so old we can no longer make any more decisions. but back to high school, you get choices which determine where you might extend out of high school. i did a plumbing program in my last year of high school and thought with that decision i will go on to work as a plumber and continue into a trades school. but after 3 months of apprenticing with a plumbing company, i didnt find myself back in school at all. i found myself hating the job, given most of my co workers hated the job too, but i didnt wanna be like them and do something that wasnt what i wanted for the rest of my life. so i quit and am currently working with an after school care program. on  a side note, i never wanted to be a teacher. that was the one thing i could never see myself doing. but as it turns out, im gunna be going to school in september to be a preschool teacher.

sorry i aint the best writer in the world and no where close to as good as one of my friends in a journalism school. but i thought since i hadnt been on here in a while and i found this interesting that i had my life so planned out with plumbing and getting so far but then turns out im going back to school to do something i never thought i would be doing. oh and its not that i dont like kids is why i dont wanna be a teacher. i just never liked teachers i guess. it was the fact that i enjoyed working with kids at the after school job that made me open to the idea.

well have a good weekend, whoever is reading this, and dont get into any bad situations!

peace

Hey, yes I know I haven’t been on here in quite some time. I didn’t know what else to write about and not a lot of people read my stuff so I didn’t think I would be missed. But YA! I’m back! For now anyways, I have a plumbing apprenticeship course I’m taking in school this year in school, last year for me BTW. I can’t wait to graduate! Anyways, ya so I am gunna be a plumber, if all goes as planned. But it requires quite a lot of work, so with that, volunteering on Fridays, other classes at school, working out and hanging with friends, my schedule is hard to work in personal time with you and me . Other than all that school stuff, I went back over those 100, but really 17, things to do before I die and I would like to share with you what I have done so far.

1) Drink a whole cup of coffee - nope, I don’t drink coffee but I love the smell! So ya still got this one

2) Travel outside of Canada - done it! Went to the States!

3) Join the mile high club – nope, and I don’t think this will happen any time soon so don’t get your hopes up.

4) Get married – ya still waiting for that special someone.

5) Have a kid – I need that special someone

6) Do something so that people will remember me – well… I can’t say I have done that yet.

7) Graduate – oh! So close, come June!

8) Fly an airplane – nope, well I did in a video game!

9) Drift with a car – nope, but I do have a car now and I have my N so maybe ill try that.

10) Read a big book cover to cover – YES! I did this! It was “Hope for the troubled heart” by Dennis Kizziar. Very good book, you should read it! But it’s a Christian book so all you haters stay away!

11) Finish watching all episodes of dragon ball z – well I finished Dragonball, Dragonball Z and Dragonball GT, so… HELL YES!

12) Meet the pope – nope, he is harder to meet than you would expect.

13) Make a comic – nope

14) Meet Will Smith – nope and this I really want to do!

15) Shoot a gun – nope, well a water gun but I don’t think that counts.

16) Own a cat – my mom has a cat but I have yet to buy one that is truly mine 

17) Have a medieval battle – nope, I haven’t done this either… I need to get going on these. I could die any day!

Well I have knocked a few off there but it looks like I still have some hard ones to accomplish. I have only taken out 3…. Oh well I think this so a good come back message for you all. Hope you enjoy the rest of your week and happy hump day! PEACE!

Masturbation, secret or sticking out?

            Now don’t tell me you don’t know what masturbation is… okay well if you truly are going to stick with that then you fall into the secret side because I know you know! But just for fun, masturbation is when you touch yourself for sexual satisfaction. Most of all humans have touched themselves in some sort of sexual way, but I wont get too much into the science of masturbation because my actual topic today is about the difference of male and female masturbation.

I have begun to find out that almost 100% of girls and guys answer yes to the question “do you think he masturbates?” It may be true that most guys do masturbate, but what makes it so obvious that we think all guys masturbate? If I were to ask the same question but about a girl, phrased like this: “do you think she masturbates?” then you would first of all take more time to answer and then I cant even figure out a percentage because some people say no all the time when that question is directed at a female and others say “I don’t know.” Now I know not 100% of people would answer yes right away to whether a random guy masturbates but its still going to be a high percentage, unless its asked to a girl about some dreamy guy that she would want to keep a clean image for and would say something like, “no way! He looks to mature for that.”

But now putting aside those naive females and looking at the factors to which a guy would say that a girl wouldn’t masturbate, you find that one main reason why is because he thinks she is a slut so she wouldn’t need to masturbate (if you catch my drift) or she is to unattractive for the male and he doesn’t want those images. And then the obvious reason why a female would say no to that question directed at another female is because I think females have more respect for one another. Its true, if you see a female and a male fighting and another female tries to break it up then she will most likely take the females side in the argument. But if a male enters and tries to break it up then it could go both ways. He might take the males side because either the female is unattractive or the male is bigger then him, but he might take the females side if he thinks it could lead to him getting lucky . But lets not stray to far from my point, another difference between male and female masturbation is the way people view the action. To males, male masturbation is not nasty or uncalled for. I am sure all straight males don’t want to see another male masturbate but they can talk openly about it and not feel dirty or shunned.

Females view male masturbation as a brutal, unattractive and a dirty action. If you tell a female you masturbate then she probably will either say, “ya I sort of figured....” or “WTF ”, either way she isn’t viewing it in a positive manner. Now if a female tells a male that she masturbates then he is going to be picturing images of it and/or wonder why you are telling him and come to the conclusion that you are trying to turn him on and want to have sex with him. Both ways guys think about it in a positive way. Now if a female tells another female that she masturbates then a number of outcomes can occur.

Outcome A:  she tells her friend and then her friend admits to it too

Outcome B: her friend wants to know more about it and is curious

Outcome C: the room becomes very awkward

Outcome D: they do some lesbian shit (most males like to accept this outcome as the usual happenings)

Outcome E: friend acts disgusted and they get in a fight

Outcome F: ect….

Now these could go on for a while but this brings to mind another question, “are girls more complicated then guys?” as you can see, yes they are. Now my friend Gabe has something to add on to this (as seen below).

(Gaber interlude)

Masturbation is the finest and cheapest enterprise of entertainment known to humans. By bastarding it through your blog makes no sense whatsoever and it truly degrades the overall quality of your blog. FUCK YOU! PORN HATING BASTARD!

(Gaber interlude finished)

            If you would like to read more of his stuff then here is the link to his blog:

http://thegaber.wordpress.com/

But i think he got it wrong because i didnt bash masturbation durring this entry, infact i was saying that everyone does it and most people either hide it, are open about it, or get laid. Anyways I will be leaving you today, so remember to keep it true and switch hands every once and a while !